remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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