I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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