I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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