so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just cropdusted the office
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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