Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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