We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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