that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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