arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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