Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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