is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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