Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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