you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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