I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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