We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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