Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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