I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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