Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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