i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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