Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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