and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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