Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am mentally ready for anal.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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