i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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