Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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