you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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