i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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