i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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