I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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