Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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