I need help removing her.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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