hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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