are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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