Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i jhust puked up my retainher.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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