Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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