yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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