That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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