what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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