Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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(214): View more from Texas

So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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Sounds better than last semester

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why

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