I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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