we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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