All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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