And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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