His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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