he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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