So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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