quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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