I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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