no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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