why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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