Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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