When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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