I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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