I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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