your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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