Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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