If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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