Sponge bath it is.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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