Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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