An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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